Roofing Installer Jokes

The mayecreate crew jokes around the office quite often because we know how to have a little fun.

Roofing installer jokes.

As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. See more ideas about roofing jokes roof quotes. Considering most of our clients are in the commercial construction industry we ve found a handful of jokes to brighten up your work day. A big list of install jokes.

The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes. The aeirels quickly fell in love went on many dates and were soon married. 69 of them in fact. Pierre the french canadian got a job roofing he was taking 100 lb bundles of shingles up the ladder to the roof.

Now that you are done laughing you can read more roofing jokes quotes. This joke may contain profanity. How many contractors does it take to replace a light globe. They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour.

Went to a party with a construction team the other week. Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest. So here is some of the things klr roofing finds worth your time. On his way up the roofer slipped and pushed a bundle down on him.

A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof. It clipped the side of his head slicing off his ear. They really raised the roof. An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof.

See more ideas about roofing roofer memes. Mar 17 2018 explore brandon southcott s board roofing memes on pinterest. We ve scoured the internet looking for the best ones and here you have them. Performance is going through the roof.

107 of them in fact. Take me to your ladder. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. A big list of contractor jokes.

One to buy the wrong size globe and another to replace the existing light fitting to suit the new globe. Below are some of the roofing jokes and roofing quotes we find funny profound and just plain share worthy. The wedding went off without a hitch. Dec 8 2012 what did the alien say to the roofer.

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